Comment on People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts

• I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As a former massage therapist (not “masseuse”)… I’ve encountered dozens of men who would show up with a dirty ass. Skid marks when they get up off the table. WTF. Got expensive throwing sheets out.

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  • ThunderQueen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lmao wtaf

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  • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Jesus mary fucking llamas, I can’t imagine getting naked in front of a massager, much less being unclean in front of one.

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    • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, we do make sure to drape with sheets so we never see your bathing suit area. We aren’t in the room when you get undressed and under the sheet. And lots of people leave their underwear on. Somehow the dirty butt ones almost never do though 🤷‍♀️

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• gustofwind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Besides myself I’ve met plenty of women who dated or were still dating men who don’t wipe their ass. It ranges from not wiping at all to barely wiping

  And no, none of them had good high fiber diets or I wouldn’t have heard the stories to begin with

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wait…I’m a guy. I wipe my ass. Am I supposed to be not wiping my ass? Is that a womens thing? Like crying at movies and drinking tasty mixed drinks, uh, I mean fruity mixed drinks?

    Ok. Fine. I’ll stop wiping. Maybe that’s why I’m single. Women think I’m gay because my pants lack brown streaks.

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    • gustofwind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m sorry if the verified behavior of other men has triggered you

      Get well soon

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      • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Just out of curiosity what about the response above seems like being triggered?

        For me it’s kind of funny joking about toxic masculinity as a coping mechanism for having to live in a society

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I make the lather with the bar of soap. I rub it on me until I get the lather going. Then I stick the bar inside my butthole until I get a lather in there.

  I poop bubbles, bitch!

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  • ThunderQueen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    …there is no way thats good for the mucus membrane in your anus…

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Haven’t had one of those for years. Washed it clean out. Don’t miss it. Don’t need it.

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• BeardedBlaze@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m still trying to understand why you need a cloth or luffa to wash your body.

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  • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think some people really like to remove skin as part of the “cleaning” process

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