Comment on People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts

• gustofwind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is unfortunately is a very real thing you can encounter while just dating random dudes

  If it was fake so many women wouldn’t have personal experience with this

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  • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Like I said I’ve only ever seen the meme mention this. You’re the first person I’ve ever seen say this directly.

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    • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      As a former massage therapist (not “masseuse”)… I’ve encountered dozens of men who would show up with a dirty ass. Skid marks when they get up off the table. WTF. Got expensive throwing sheets out.

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      • ThunderQueen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Lmao wtaf

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      • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Jesus mary fucking llamas, I can’t imagine getting naked in front of a massager, much less being unclean in front of one.

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    • gustofwind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Besides myself I’ve met plenty of women who dated or were still dating men who don’t wipe their ass. It ranges from not wiping at all to barely wiping

      And no, none of them had good high fiber diets or I wouldn’t have heard the stories to begin with

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      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Wait…I’m a guy. I wipe my ass. Am I supposed to be not wiping my ass? Is that a womens thing? Like crying at movies and drinking tasty mixed drinks, uh, I mean fruity mixed drinks?

        Ok. Fine. I’ll stop wiping. Maybe that’s why I’m single. Women think I’m gay because my pants lack brown streaks.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I make the lather with the bar of soap. I rub it on me until I get the lather going. Then I stick the bar inside my butthole until I get a lather in there.

      I poop bubbles, bitch!

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      • ThunderQueen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        …there is no way thats good for the mucus membrane in your anus…

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    • BeardedBlaze@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m still trying to understand why you need a cloth or luffa to wash your body.

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      • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I think some people really like to remove skin as part of the “cleaning” process

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• burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  There are 8 billion folks on the earth, and half are guys. I’m sure there are a few who have that thought, but it’s just like anything else: numbers make a mockery of all/none or even most/some claims.

  The part about it being gay is also just for trolling/stupid dunking purposes. I would bet that if you got the people you were asking the question of to read a few books and learn to express themselves, you’d find that most people don’t scrub their asshole because it’s generally seen as dirty and contaminated, so they limit themselves to using the toilet paper, thereby not contaminating their hand or wash cloth in the shower. Nothing to do with thoughts of it being gay or not.

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