Comment on I hate how inescapable politics are on Lemmy, but ya know, at least nobody's constantly asking how I wipe my butt or pick up my dog's poop then completely ignoring me when I try to answer.

MantisToboggon@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This question, asked by Jim Jefferies in his bit about guide dogs, ruined my wiping experience. When I was younger, my ass smaller and and my shits smoother, it was enough to give a single wipe and go on with my day. Then Jefferies asked the question of how blind people see the poop on the paper, and the next time I had to look at the paper and do a control wipe to see that it’s clean. But now that I’m fatter and my shits messier, I have to do like six wipes to get a clean one. Curse you Jim Jefferies.

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• early_riser@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Very few blind people have no vision at all, and many, including myself, have sufficient vision to see what’s on the TP. Otherwise, the friction as you wipe is a decent indicator, and if you’re not sure you can just make a few more passes.

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  • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That extra bit of context definitely helps to frame why someone would be asking you those things!

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    • early_riser@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I thought most people on here would get the reference from how often “How do blind people wipe their butt?” comes up on /r/showerthoughts.

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      • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        For what it’s worth, that’s probably more of a Reddit thing; I don’t think I’ve ever seen that asked on Lemmy.

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  • teft@piefed.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d never heard that! So you might be able to see it from very close, or only in peripheral vision or something? That’s great.

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• Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Smell test

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  • Habahnow@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Taste test is actually more accurate /j

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• slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The same way they pick up dog poop. They have a theme or compulsion.

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• ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The same way they pick up their dogs poop ┐⁠(⁠ ⁠˘⁠_⁠˘⁠)⁠┌

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