It bugs me when people refuse to acknowledge they’re being a selfish prick. At least have the strength of character to look someone in the eye and say “Yes, I’d rather you die than me”. Fucking cowards.
Comment on xkcd #3167: Car Size
shalafi@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Fucking with a coworker back in the day who drove a monster SUV with zero need. I don’t noramlly make judgement on that but I knew the family well. Her husband had a nice truck and their one kid was adult and moved out.
“I drive it because it’s safer.”
“So you’re happy to kill someone in a tiny car like mine?”
/<stares motherfuckerly>
“Aren’t you Christian? What do you figure Jesus would say about that?”
“Get out of my office Shalafi.”
🤷🏻
jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 4 months ago
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Old joke, but Jesus drove a Honda sedan.
He and his disciples were together in one Accord.
AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 months ago
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 months ago
According to The Simpsons, it was blue.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Maybe he doesn’t mention it cause it’s all dinged up since he’s shit at parking. Thinking you’re a god means fuck off fuck off in parallel
axexrx@lemmy.world 4 months ago
John 10:18:
“No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down, and I have authority to take it up again. This charge I have received from my Father”.
He didnt just drive it, he raced it, using NOS given to him by god!
AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 months ago
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It isn’t safer if all of the other drivers are also in massive suvs.
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 4 months ago
There’s also humans in the world. Not just drivers.