Comment on Bacon
NotSteve_@piefed.ca 4 months ago
I remember when the internet was obsessed with bacon memes in like 2010
Yes
I tried a “bacon ale” at a festival, which was a shitty super bitter IPA (as was the tend, gotta max those IBUs) that tasted of raw bacon. It was still the worst beer I’ve ever had.
I got a bacon candle as a gift which was absolutely terrible. It just smelled bad, and not at all like cooking bacon.
Why would anyone want something that provides the olfactory promise of bacon, but never delivers actual bacon?
Yeah, bacon beers are shit. Never understood the hype.
Bacon and a beer however…
Just put a wick in the jar you pour strained bacon grease into. I’m sure that would work.
Probably.
Hmm… now I’m wondering if it would…
Yes it does work. Source: empirical evidence.
That was an astroturfing campaign due to a surplus of pork.
Part of that campaign was dubbing Ninox novaeseelandiae “the morepork owl”.
ch00f@lemmy.world 4 months ago
THE NARWHAL BACONS AT MIDNIGHT