Hey! I have a tiny dick and a tiny car. Do I get a prize?
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TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
How does one like that get a kid? Like, what woman is into a guy like that, and how does it biologically work with insemination when you have a tiny micro penis like that? I bet the kid is from the milkman or something.
YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world 3 days ago
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
There’s nothing wrong with having a small penis. There are great ways to compensate, by learning other skills in the bedroom to pleasure your partners. Buying a massive truck isn’t the right way to pleasure a partner, it’s only to show how sad and insecure you are like your other testosterone junky micropenis Chad friends with their mega trucks.
So when you say you have a small car, I’d say you’re doing just fine.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
learning other skills in the bedroom to pleasure your partners.
There are no partners here…
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 days ago
lots of women are into big trucks and expensive cars.
have you ever dated? IME majority of women want a guy with an expensive car. finding a woman who doesn’t care about that stuff is difficult.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 days ago
lots of women are into big trucks and expensive cars.
There’s always exceptions to the rule, but the things dudes think attract women and what actually attracts women are so often two entirely different things. Most women have little interest in expensive cars, huge muscles or fancy gadgets, they’re instead interested in a man with decent hygiene who can listen and be financially stable (all things that a lifted pickup with extra-edgy stickers and whatnot communicates the opposite of)
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 days ago
in my dating experience most women car very much about how much money a man flaunts.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 day ago
So funnily enough a majority of my friends are feminine-presenting and several of them are single so I hear a lot about their experiences with dating guys and almost universally their primary concerns are hygiene and listening abilities (and past that concerns for their ability to budget and be financially stable), because that’s how low the bar is for men.
Given how consistently the only people I ever see saying that women like big trucks/expensive cars happen to be men, and every women/feminine presenting person I know never even mentions vehicle choice when talking about what they do or don’t like in a potential partner, plus the memes posted by women consistently matching this opinion, I have to believe that that’s the case.
How are you meeting these dates who scoff at your sound financial decisions? What are your filters for a potential date? I strongly suspect you may be inadvertently filtering your dates either by where you meet them or expecting certain characteristics (or potentially you might be doing something that scares away non-gold diggers) so that most of who you date happen to be overly veign
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
have you ever dated? IME majority of women want a guy with an expensive car.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
Expensive (in terms of my country, anyway) car got me the worst woman I’ve ever dated (and later married. The things you do for love. For both the gold digger and more importantly, the child the gold digger coaxes you into having). Go back a few comments in my profile if you want details because I shared them with other people who said they’ve suffered under narcissists too, but it cost me well over 100k in under 2 years. Minimum wage in my country is under 900 euros a month to give you some perspective. She did not work a day in the same time frame, but I worked 200+ hours most months.
Stay true to yourself and keep driving that hybrid. Don’t give in to it. The woman that’s out there for you won’t care about it. But if you drive a nice car or truck, you’ll attract gold diggers that distract you from the actually good things in life. And if my advice sounds misogynous, it’s really not. It’s not exclusively women who are gold diggers of course. I recently read a thread on my country’s subreddit where a woman was in just about the same situation I used to be in, looking for advice. Her husband was an absolute freeloader and wouldn’t even help around the house because she wouldn’t sign over half the house to him. House that she’d bought before their relationship.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 days ago
i’ve never met a woman who didn’t shit on me for my lifestyle choices. especially if that are positive.
all my girlfriends i dated just wanted the standard american lifestyle. And every woman i meet who wants to date me wants that too.
I dont’ know where anyone is finding women that admire people who drive hybrid cars or compost. i certainly do not ever meet them.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
I’ve met a few. One in particular cared more about the environment than anything I could offer her.
Unfortunately we were both busy and barely saw each other. I then went and met someone who only liked me for the car I drove. First girl was last year MD student, the other one was pretty much a bum who gets pregnant when she finds a man who can provide for her, to lock it down.
I didn’t have the nice car for the first one. She actually liked talking to me without me having to pretend I was someone I wasn’t.
So I’m still sure that even for you there’s someone out there. But the sad fact is that we many never meet these people or other circumstances can fuck things up for us.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
You’re not dating the right women man. The ones I date don’t care about that stuff. They care about having shared interests, talking about emotional stuff, building a connection. My previous 3 partners I broke the relationship because they didn’t respect my boundaries, they all want me back. They loved the sex, my previous partner, one who had many before me, told me I could give her the best orgasm ever, by far. The ones before also said I performed beter then they ever had. All because I learned techniques, even though I’m above the Dutch national average size wise. Size does help a lot, but it’s about what you do with it. While my best technique is oral. I try to learn her body, her triggers, and play with that. Edging is really great, plus knowing to find the g spot, and of course the clitoris. But the whole body is covered with sensitive spots, knowing which one to stimulate when is key. Watch some tutorials from Nina Hartley, I learned a lot from it. Also there was a program on state television when I was younger called “neuken doe je zo” (this is how you fuck). I can’t remember the other tutorials but there are more. Just don’t use porn as a reference.
All my previous partners don’t care about cars, expensive presents, etc. They care about my brain and how I treat them: with care and respect. I can be vulnerable and don’t mind taking about hard things so they all still come to me when they are feeling down because even though we broke up I’m still there for them during hard times. And they are there for me too.
If anyone only cares about money and fame, they are just using you and not the right partner.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I can only date women who want to date me.
I can’t date women who don’t find me attractive.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Where do you meet them? Tinder is not the best place to meet the right women. I’ve had more luck with other apps like ok cupid. Also when I go to parties I meet nice women but only at the right parties with the right crowd. Standard clubs are not the right place imo. I prefer to go to subculture events / and underground parties.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
I hear scientists have made it so two xy people can make a baby now and mpreg is gonna be real.
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Keep trying, fellas!