I have a whole ass case of assorted fine Lebanese wine for Natenyahu, stashed away in my family’s old home in the mountains.
Here’s hoping he doesn’t get to it before I do.
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stoy@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
This is my prepared bottles of rum, dedicated to when I no longer needs to share a planet with these bastards
Currently I have bottles for:
Trump, Putin, Musk, Murdoch and Orban.
The last one is what has been declared “The bottle of the unknown bad guy”, it is meant for when I find out about a person dying and my immediate feeling is “Good riddance”.
ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Strider@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What about Peter Thiel?
What about Vance and the whole heritage foundation?
Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Vance is a sock puppet.
You celebrate main perpetrators and orchestrators not the goons.
Strider@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Me, what?
I was just calling out Vance since he might well be WAY worse than trump if given the chance and the heritage foundation as driver in the back; the tech bros as people helping them since they see goals align.
Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I think this is a misunderstanding.
None of this comment is particularly targeted at you.
The you at the start of the second sentence is a general you, not you you.
drhodl@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
This is doubly appropriate, because I loathe rum. I may unashamedly steal this idea, but with whisky :)
stoy@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
Top tip, see if you can get a present box like this, with the printed ribbons it looks really professional.
To print the ribbons I used a Brother label maker with cloth bands you can print on.
One mistake I made was using a sans serif font, a proper serif font like Times New Roman would have looked way classies
agent_nycto@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I love this idea. Celebratory hate bottles. It’s perfect.
EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Best brand of rum I’ve ever tried. Their Jamaican casks are my favorites, and the OFTD Overproof and 3 Stars for when I can’t find those.
ik5pvx@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I can think of at least 3 more, and that’s without including my country’s politics
s@piefed.world 1 day ago
The last bottle should be for Nermal, that little annoying punk
stoy@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
The antagonist of the Garfield comic?
s@piefed.world 1 day ago
Yeah of course. This post is about Garfield
stoy@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Well thats what I get when I wake up way too early…
errer@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I didn’t realize it was about Garfield until now, lol. My eyes glazed over the rest of the paragraph when I assumed it was about Trump.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yes, Nermal was the evilest, everyone despised Nermal.