Comment on predatory giraffes

buffing_lecturer@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Beak things

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• icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Irl claw game. But you’re the snack

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• ClathrateG@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  what are those???

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• tae_glas@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  quetzalcoatlus northropi!

  or sky giraffes, either/or.

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Quetzalcoatlus northropi is the scariest dinosaur I’ve ever seen.

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  • GandalftheBlack@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not a dinosaur, but yes

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  • Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can only imagine what those huge beaks were for. Like diving from the sky at some prey, simply punching it straight through it like a huge spear.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      they’re giant chopsticks, the image in the OP shows how it’d probably look as they walk around picking unsuspecting lizards from the ground.

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And where exactly will you hide?

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    • BCOVertigo@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My money is on heron style since they can stalk around and look down through cover:

      Image

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      • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        We scared up a Blue Heron at the swamp last month. Seen plenty of them from a slight distance. They are monsters up close.

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• TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mega pterodactyl

  Their skeletons are fucking spooky to see in real life. Imagine what it felt like when they took off. They’d fucking run too.

  Dinosaurs are cool

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  • Johandea@feddit.nu ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dinosaurs are cool

    Even though they lived alongside each other, pterosaurs weren’t dinosaurs

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• wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Predatory giraffes

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• anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Beak things

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  • luciole@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I too experienced Kenshi flashbacks from this meme.

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  • ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    trauma

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  • Wakmrow@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Holy do I get the reference

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    • anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      😁

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    • ClathrateG@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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      • Wakmrow@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This one I don’t

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