Comment on Why do we still joke about setting up old wooden guillotines?

Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• GrayBackgroundMusic@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Exactly. It’s like when people joke “eat the rich”. Zero desire for cannibalism, but 100% desire for the rich to be removed from the earth.

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  • TheButtonJustSpins@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Compost the rich.

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    • GrayBackgroundMusic@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Excellent solution.

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      • FaceDeer@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        If we're being actually realistic I think it's actually "tax the rich so that they are no longer so extremely rich, and use the resulting funds to benefit the general population."

        There's no need for killing.

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      • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I don’t know. I hear the rich are full of toxins and heavy metals.

        Compost is usually used to feed vegetables, so I don’t think I would want that particular solution.

        I would say it might be better to macerate and dehydrate the rich and then use the resultant rich jerky as part of a carbon barrier for depleted uranium and other hazardous radioactive wastes.

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  • Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I have a desire for cannibalism. I’ve heard human meat can be pretty tasty when cooked and seasoned just right.

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    • njm1314@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Long pig.

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• BurgerBaron@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Building is a lot of work. Using one is another story.

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