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Mammal@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You would stop getting butthole scratches if you started using a bidet. Gah. Americans are so gross.
Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 2 months ago
bidets are slowly catching on in America! my parents got one like seven years ago, and if I didn’t live in an apartment, I’d get one too lol. they’re rare (and there’s none in most businesses) but eventually we’ll get there
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can get a bidet that attaches to virtually any toilet for like $30. Pretty easy to install/uninstall in most cases too. Check out Luxe bidets. I’ve had good luck with them.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 months ago
I wanted to get one of these butt my wife said no so that was the end of my dream. I use cottonelle butt wipes like a savage instead 😞.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If she didn’t want it, couldn’t she just not use it herself? Why do you have to do without?
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
butt my wife said no
lol at that spelling
JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 2 months ago
if they involve the plumbing in anyway, it’s not allowed at my apartment, otherwise I’d get one!
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sure – you know best for your situation. Just throwing it out there that it’s normally just an already-exposed water line that you turn off, flush the toilet, then disconnect and put the bidet inline, then reconnect. So it’s not really a high risk thing. See this video if you’re interested at all: youtu.be/4SDpzj6wTMQ?t=249
I’ve installed and uninstalled these things in like 7 apartments now I think :)
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Explain to me how not using a bidet is an American thing? I’ve traveled to many countries and rarely seen a bidet. I know several Americans who use bidets, myself included. Just got back from Europe actually, where I witnessed zero bidets. Glad I took my portable one.
db2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Because America is an easy target. Half the country demonstrated beyond doubt that they’re too stupid to be in charge of a pet rock. We’re low hanging fruit because of that. I can’t say I disagree either.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is just bizarre and irrelevant.
Bongles@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
They’re probably just overall frustrated with the country. Somehow though “stupid politics” means go ahead and insult and generalize the people for random and inaccurate things like not using a bidet.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We’re talking about open anus wounds. The current American government is especially relevant, since the sitting president is an open anus wound gifted with the ability to speak.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 months ago
China just has a hole in the ground. Toilet paper is optional.
6nk06@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
We had bidets in France in the 80/90s but it’s not a thing anymore.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah I haven’t seen them in France on my trips there. I really have only seen them in the middle east and I also saw one in a hotel room in Italy.