Man… Imagine how fucked we would be if we burned mummies!
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stoy@lemmy.zip 21 hours agoThat goo, once burned is what is causing global warming.
The dinosaur’s curse for not letting them rest in peace…
Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 hours ago
unconsequential@slrpnk.net 21 hours ago
I mean people ate them so I’d say you know the answer to that…
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 3 hours ago
Teriyaki flavored?
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Bro this is stressing me out I’m gonna go snort some of granpappies mummy stash.
hansolo@lemmy.today 10 hours ago
The goo is trees that were buried before bacteria and fungi learned to eat hydrocarbons. 0% dinosaurs.
Zink@programming.dev 2 hours ago
Whoa whoa, if my car is getting a larger percentage of incidental dinosaur from its refined petroleum products than the percentage of incidental spider legs and rat shit I myself am getting from my processed food products, I am going to be totally jealous.
hansolo@lemmy.today 9 minutes ago
I know! And you should be. Industrial standards in the Carboniferous Period were seriously lax. All the upper management and lawyers were trilobites!