Just get your TP Butler to hand you sheets as you need them like any normal person!
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843563115848@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
There is absolutely no valid engineering or social reason that the TP roll needs to be so far back on the right side. I want that mufkr right next to my knee, or a foot forward, and twelve inches higher. Why do we have to stretch, grope, and reach for a swath of TP?
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 weeks ago
Keeps you nimble
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
The TP roll is just for backup, wiping is done by tractor beams.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Right? It’s in a stupid place in each bathroom in my house. Whoever installed them had never heard of ergonomics.I just remove the roll entirely, set it on the sink and put it back when I’m done.
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Maybe it is because they fucked up and put it there so you can reach it from a normal toilet. And now they have this instead.
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 3 weeks ago
Because you’d have a bidet with a throne like this. TP is only there to dry off afterwards.