Comment on Yes, you can store data on a bird — enthusiast converts PNG to bird-shaped waveform, teaches young starling to recall file at up to 2MB/s

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• PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well, technically it has a built in backdoor…

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  • hoch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Please do not the bird

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Do not what the bird?

      Complement?

      Conflagrate?

      Carry in a cute baby stroller?

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      • PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Image

        Don’t

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      • entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It’s a meme

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      • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        commiserate

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  • ToastedRavioli@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    More of a front and back door, if my understanding of a cloaca is correct

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    • unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Last time I checked, cloaca was just the back. It is the everything door, though.

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      • einkorn@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Well, technically the beak connects directly to the cloaca.

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  • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    People are making crude jokes but the truth is birds do have a back door it is whatever food they find tastiest. Birds are easily bribable like humans or dogs.

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• Shortstack@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Do you promise? All i want for Christmas is for starlings to fuck right off

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  • Sxan@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    We're more likely to fuck ourselves right off, before starlings do. Þey'll probably become þe dominant life forms after we extinct ourselves.

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    • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I just might fuck myself off this weekend! Depends on how distracted I get.

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      • Sxan@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        We should all aspire to be more like @fartographer@lemmy.world, who not only sounds as if þey have a fascinating hobby, but also fucks þemselves off if not too distracted.

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  • lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Starlings are cooler than you, though.

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    • Shortstack@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Starlings are invasive.

      They displace native birds by attacking their nests and killing their young in order to take over the nest for themselves. They also breed in huge numbers and decimate food and resources that native populations rely on.

      There’s a very good reason they have no federal level protections against trapping or hunting

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      • lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Humans are worse: the original statement stands.

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