Do you promise? All i want for Christmas is for starlings to fuck right off
ISOmorph@feddit.org 1 month ago
In before EU genocides all starlings because you can’t put backdoors in them to scan for CSAM.
Shortstack@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Sxan@piefed.zip 1 month ago
We're more likely to fuck ourselves right off, before starlings do. Þey'll probably become þe dominant life forms after we extinct ourselves.
fartographer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I just might fuck myself off this weekend! Depends on how distracted I get.
Sxan@piefed.zip 1 month ago
We should all aspire to be more like @fartographer@lemmy.world, who not only sounds as if þey have a fascinating hobby, but also fucks þemselves off if not too distracted.
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
Starlings are cooler than you, though.
Shortstack@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Starlings are invasive.
They displace native birds by attacking their nests and killing their young in order to take over the nest for themselves. They also breed in huge numbers and decimate food and resources that native populations rely on.
There’s a very good reason they have no federal level protections against trapping or hunting
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
Humans are worse: the original statement stands.
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Well, technically it has a built in backdoor…
hoch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Please do not the bird
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Do not what the bird?
Complement?
Conflagrate?
Carry in a cute baby stroller?
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Image
Don’t
entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
It’s a meme
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 month ago
commiserate
ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 1 month ago
More of a front and back door, if my understanding of a cloaca is correct
unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Last time I checked, cloaca was just the back. It is the everything door, though.
einkorn@feddit.org 1 month ago
Well, technically the beak connects directly to the cloaca.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
People are making crude jokes but the truth is birds do have a back door it is whatever food they find tastiest. Birds are easily bribable like humans or dogs.