Nah, my ancestors pillaged the fuck out of the English 💪😁
Comment on mmmm yes undoubtedly
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 22 hours agoOh it’s real and no matter where you live the English have probably pillaged it for spices they never use.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 hours ago
icelimit@lemmy.ml 17 hours ago
So much so that is the main reason why they have shit teeth.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 hours ago
What? It’s not like our berserker hordes stole their enamel or pushed back the invention of orthodontic surgery…
icelimit@lemmy.ml 16 hours ago
We took the ones with teeth and left the ones without teeth.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 10 hours ago
If they never use spices, what do they use for making curry?
Nikls94@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
OTOH there won’t be half as many independence days
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 21 hours ago
Counterpoint: Americans would have a higher average numbers of fingers.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
Spices they don’t use?
What do you think tea is made of?
Codpiece@feddit.uk 20 hours ago
Spices were too expensive for most of the population. Except for the likes of the powdered, wigged gents above.
My ancestors only had beans on toast to look forward to when they got back from working in the mines.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 hours ago
You had beans on toast?! We had to wake up an hour before we went to bed and all we had to eat was cold poison! Times were tough in Yorkshire
Codpiece@feddit.uk 15 hours ago
You had a bed? Such luxuries, we had to sleep in the turnip fields while they were being ploughed.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
You ad a bed!? Luxury!