Comment on mmmm yes undoubtedly
I’m so glad England isn’t real.
Oh it’s real and no matter where you live the English have probably pillaged it for spices they never use.
If they never use spices, what do they use for making curry?
Spices they don’t use?
What do you think tea is made of?
Nah, my ancestors pillaged the fuck out of the English 💪😁
So much so that is the main reason why they have shit teeth.
What? It’s not like our berserker hordes stole their enamel or pushed back the invention of orthodontic surgery…
Spices were too expensive for most of the population. Except for the likes of the powdered, wigged gents above.
My ancestors only had beans on toast to look forward to when they got back from working in the mines.
You had beans on toast?! We had to wake up an hour before we went to bed and all we had to eat was cold poison! Times were tough in Yorkshire
You had a bed? Such luxuries, we had to sleep in the turnip fields while they were being ploughed.
You ad a bed!? Luxury!
OTOH there won’t be half as many independence days
Counterpoint: Americans would have a higher average numbers of fingers.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 months ago
Oh it’s real and no matter where you live the English have probably pillaged it for spices they never use.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
If they never use spices, what do they use for making curry?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Spices they don’t use?
What do you think tea is made of?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Nah, my ancestors pillaged the fuck out of the English 💪😁
icelimit@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
So much so that is the main reason why they have shit teeth.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
What? It’s not like our berserker hordes stole their enamel or pushed back the invention of orthodontic surgery…
Codpiece@feddit.uk 7 months ago
Spices were too expensive for most of the population. Except for the likes of the powdered, wigged gents above.
My ancestors only had beans on toast to look forward to when they got back from working in the mines.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
You had beans on toast?! We had to wake up an hour before we went to bed and all we had to eat was cold poison! Times were tough in Yorkshire
Codpiece@feddit.uk 7 months ago
You had a bed? Such luxuries, we had to sleep in the turnip fields while they were being ploughed.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
You ad a bed!? Luxury!
Nikls94@lemmy.world 7 months ago
OTOH there won’t be half as many independence days
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 months ago
Counterpoint: Americans would have a higher average numbers of fingers.