Comment on heaven

aceshigh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Santa was not on the Epstein list, I promise you.

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    but, like trump, he knew. santa knows about all the kiddo predators, he fucking sees you while you’re sleeping and knows when you’re awake, why isn’t santa doing anything?

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He’s always been just another oligarchy stooge. He works for Coca-Cola Company after all.

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      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        you get it. glad I’m not alone.

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  • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But Epstein was on Santa’s list.

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    • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      well if anyone deserved a lump of coal

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• prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I know… A while ago I was having a conversation with a Christian co-worker who was obviously working up to some kind of “witnessing” (as someone who grew up in an Evangelical Church, I know when it’s coming).

  I told her that I know all about it, and I will never believe it. Before she could tell me I was angry at god, I told her that it isn’t possible and it wouldn’t make sense because it would be like “being mad at Santa Claus.”

  I think she was seriously taken aback. Like it blew her mind haha

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• absolutejank@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i don’t know, as someone who has questioned god’s existence since age 14 or so, there have been events in my life where i swear some form of providence intervened. so after reflecting on this for a year straight i think i’m a christian again because i can’t accept that this world and its happenings are one cosmic coincidence. in my mind that’s impossible.

  you’re free to choose to live as you wish and i’m gonna be real the heaven/hell stuff is decidedly bullshit, at least the way modern christians interpret it. i just wanted to get it out there that we aren’t all unquestioning buffoons. i don’t subscribe to any one specific sect. i don’t go to church. i haven’t read the bible in years. i accept that i may be wrong, but i believe that having a relationship with the christian god as i understand him is what i need and have been missing for some time.

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  • KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    some form of providence intervened

    Providence?!?! Rhode Island ?!?!?

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