Comment on FBI uses facial recognition technology, online photos to identify and arrest ICE Portland protester

• _wizard@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Butt plugs

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  • mateofeo85@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Smart butt plugs that scramble their face detection software.

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    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      And face plugs to scramble their butt detection software

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      • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Gotta have airtight opsec.

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• AlfredoJohn@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hypothetically speaking, one can put a pebble or small object in their shoe to force oneself to change their gate

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• Cethin@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I think I’ve heard putting a rock in your shoe is effective, though obviously not comfortable.

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• PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Walk with a limp and be consistent.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wear a butt plug?

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    • PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Most don’t change the way you walk if your ass is a veteran.

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      • Cenzorrll@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Ok, remove the buttplug, then.

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  • ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s easy to say, but it’s also easy to forget to limp if you’re focused on something else. Maybe you have to run from riot cops.

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    • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Cory Doctorow says put gravel in your shoes. Yrmv

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      • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Just one shoe

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    • herrvogel@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Keyser Soze did it, so can you.

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• leftytighty@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Has anyone ever been successfully prosecuted based on gait?

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  • Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Surely they will prosecute in a legal manner, surely the fascists will follow the law.

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    • leftytighty@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      ok but that’s paranoia, who’s to say your faked gait won’t get someone else hanged then?

      gait isn’t proof of identity, if they’re gonna do that they can just round you up anyway

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• LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I heard walking with umbrellas will confuse gait detection but idk if true

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