What’s tactical about your beard? Are you hiding a swiss army chin full of knives or something?
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MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Daily shave? No, I’m a man, I have a big fucking bushy beard. Shaving would get me thrown out of the tacticalbeardownersclub. 🧔♀️
Iapetus@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
For a lot of large beard guys, it’s their entire personality
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 26 minutes ago
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Sir I have spent over 200 dollars on various pretentious oils. Allow me to simulate a personality. I have literally paid the fee.
frog@feddit.uk 23 hours ago
It camouflages my multiple chins.
sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca 54 minutes ago
And as a fellow fat faced fella, it is the only way to establish a jawline.
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I was going to say, if we’re talking old man we’ll need to flip the green circles.