Why’s it called a blow job when you’re mostly sucking it?
Because the term started life as "A below job - i.e. below the belt - and mutated to blow job because whispered quickly, in the backseat of a car, that’s what it sounds like.
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TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
Why’s it called a blow job when you’re mostly sucking it?
Why’s it called a blow job when you’re mostly sucking it?
Because the term started life as "A below job - i.e. below the belt - and mutated to blow job because whispered quickly, in the backseat of a car, that’s what it sounds like.
You don’t include the egg yolk? You heathen!
It’s called French kissing because you both surrender to each other.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Wait. You guys are just messing with me, right?
Right???
TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
I would never mess around when it comes to blow jobs.
… well, then again…
sxan@midwest.social 6 days ago
Messing around is how blow jobs were first invented. If we’re ever going to discover the next major sex move, we’re all going to have to do our parts and mess around a lot while we’re cleaning the starfish.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 days ago
The woman does a handstand, then the man walks over and blows raspberries on her belly, as she blows raspberries on his belly. Pretty soon orgasms are flowing.
Let’s test this out!