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DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Flirty people in movies.

  Real people in relationships.

  Weirdos who deserve to have their reheated fast food burger smashed.

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  • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s one of those things that works in movies because it’s something you can get away with if you’re incredibly attractive. There’s a whole stock images category involving girls licking their fingers, mostly in a seductive style. But, in the real world, it’s something you do with your husband or long-term partner, not a random cow-orker.

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But those girls are licking their OWN food off their fingers, not pasta sauce from sticking their hand into a co-worker’s spaghetti! Even within an intimate relationship grabbing the other person’s food isn’t appropriate without consent.

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      • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Lady and the Tramp sharing spaghetti

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      • morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        👆 This mf has never had siblings

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  • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    LOL my partner is a germaphobe and would be very upset if I touched his food. I’ll cook it, sure, but I sure as fuck wouldn’t poke his food with my bare hands randomly at dinner.

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• Soup@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It wasn’t flirting, but this ADHD positive girl I was crushing on(and was crushing on me) once absentmindedly stuck the tip of her finger in a full glass of water in front of her to ask whose it was and I had to desperately fight falling in love right then and there.

  Now, that was an accident born of silly brain vs purposefully fucking with someone’s food so I understand the difference, but I really like my story so…

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  • adhocfungus@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m going to start doing this now. Total power move.

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    • bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Have to lick your finger first, like you’re checking the wind direction.

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  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    and I had to desperately fight falling in love right then and there

    but why?

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    • Soup@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      She was leaving so that would have been a not great idea. Otherwise yea, full send all the way.

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• whimsy@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fake and gay

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• SweetPomegranate@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I could hear this image.

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “In front of my salad!?”

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i only hear the asmr version

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