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partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  • the most felony convictions
  • the most state and federal criminal investigations that are still open
  • the most amount of diapers worn during a presidential term
  • the first president in what 20 years to puss out and have his inauguration indoors
  • the first president to have been a confirmed rapist

  I’m going to speculate:

  • the smallest penis
  • the most obese
  • the shortest

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  • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shortest would be weird he’s like 6’2.

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    • Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In his lifts, maybe

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      • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What are you talking about his weird shoes are to offset his strange gait from gout something like gout or diabetes.

        You can literally see photos of him in highschool standing at least 6’ and for reference to go from 5’6" to claimed 6’3" would be a 9" lift, is he wearing platforms?

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I dunno, Reagan was pretty feeble in his second term, was probably wearing diapers.

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  • Mirshe@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shortest was actually James Madison. 5’4".

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Second most obese. Taft was a very large man

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  • the_tab_key@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    • tiniest hands

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