Yep, same, agree, I will never understand how this has become normalized.
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CrayonDevourer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
People who use their phone while on the toilet are disgusting af
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
It’s an evolution from when people used to take newspapers or magazines to read while pooping.
auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
We know we need fibre now. If it’s taking you more than 20 seconds to shit you’re gonna die early.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
What if I start pooping in 20 seconds and just shit so much it takes 10 minutes to stop?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Unironically this is a basically true thing as well.
If it routinely takes you so long to shit that you… need to read something?
You have some kind of serious dietary deficiency, and/or some kind of gastro-intestinal or possibly musculature problem going on.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Difference being that you generally throw away a newspaper, whereas the surface of your smart phone is almost certainly the object that most people spend the most or second most time touching during a day, they rarely wash it, and they also carry it with them everywhere.
It is astoundingly unhygenic to use a phone on the shitter.
Oh, you washed your hands afterwards?
… Did you wash the phone screen?
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is it that bad? Just being in the presence of poop? If that’s the case we should change shirts and pants after a poop.
I wipe with the help of my hands but never my phone so it makes sense to wash my hands.
Back in my pocket it goes when I’m done, then I wipe and wash hands.
nebulaone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Usually you put your phone away before wiping. And the real Gs use a bidet / ass squirter thingy anyways.