Even worse! They’re all nude!
Comment on No looky for you!
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 10 months agoNot true. They are hiding the fact that there’s a group of tiny gnomes forced to work the dishes. No one wants to see tiny slaves in their kitchen. They are pathetic and do not fit the rest of the kitchen ambiance.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 10 months ago
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They have big dicks though
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 10 months ago
In proportion to their bodies, yes?
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No. That’s why there’s no window. Otherwise all women would dump their partners for a glow in the dark big dick dish washer gnome.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 10 months ago
And they glow in the dark!
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
But they eat the boogers out of each other’s noses. Which happen to be glow in the dark as well.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 10 months ago
They’re just in there licking all the food off the dishes after getting drunk on the “rinsing agent”.
If you forget to fill their booze, they just piss all over your dishes, that’s where the spots come from.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Immigrants taking my good old American Jack Russell Terrier’s job. They took her jerb!