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Sc00ter@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

My buddy once had an epic hydroponic set up going in his garage. One day the garage door went up for some reason. Guess someone saw it and called the cops. They went full on raid of his garage only to find some of the best fucking vegetables in the city. He said they were actually visibly upset that he only had veggies

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blandfordforever@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
Smell the freedom

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epicstove@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
“No fruits???”

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LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
Fucking carrots??

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- buddascrayon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  LoL, this just reminded me of the movie “Shoot 'em Up” with Clive Owen’s character being a stone cold badass while munching on carrots he grows in his garage.
  
  BTW, though it is a cartoonishly ridiculous action flick, “Shoot 'em Up” is a terrifically fun movie to watch.
  
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  - dickalan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    Thank you for the recommendation, I know I love him as an actor, but mostly because I only know his character in the Sin City movie
    
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  - TheDoozer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    sllllurrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppp
    
    exaggerated: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
    
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- dutchkimble@lemy.lol ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Hah! Best comment I’ve ever seen
  
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captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
Cops get pissed when their hunches are wrong because they still believe the hunch, they just think you got away with it

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sowitzer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
Not weed, but I was going to HS prom in the 80’s and my date had a bottle of sparkling grape juice she showed me when we parked. 3 cop cars came out of nowhere, zoomed up and got us out of the car. I was laughing knowing it was non alcoholic. But the look on the cops faces was priceless. Just total disappointment. They all had to look at the bottle just to make sure. Hadn’t thought about that in years until your comment.

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0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
It still blows my mind that a plant is illegal. One with medicinal uses, no less. What will they think of next? Banning sunshine?

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- Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  If black people like the sun too much, probably.
  
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  - nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    Or if sunshine starts competing with wood pulp for paper manufacturing.
    
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