Crippling alcoholism.
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_LordMcNuggets_@feddit.org 10 months ago
I am ironman
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
kandoh@reddthat.com 10 months ago
You are unable to see a wringly shirt without trying to smooth it out
Sal@mander.xyz 10 months ago
Permanently magnetized
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
but you physically have a iron defficancy so when you try to fly you just pass out
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Your suit is stored between your butt cheeks.
Estebiu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
You’re literally made of iron
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
you have an iron deficiency
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Anemicman
OCATMBBL@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Subscription fees apply, and they’re higher if you don’t get the ad revenue tier.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
It’s liqud iron.
Quill7513@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
you’re also an addict
mondomon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So just the comic version lol.
Quill7513@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
someone says they’re ironman they gotta deal with the consequences lol
tweeks@feddit.nl 10 months ago
But you get rusty in moist environments; when you urinate you slowly rot away your urethra.
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Kinky
iCy619@lemmy.world 10 months ago
All your joints are rusted up because you’ve never properly dried yourself as a kid.
ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The breakfast cereal