Comment on Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• SanicHegehog@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  The only reason airlines would have you do that in the first place is so you can kiss your ass goodbye.

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Not true.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I suppose it’s to protect your head from possible flying debris?

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      • kernelle@0d.gs ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        It’s to prevent you from becoming flying debris

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      • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        More too protect your teeth so they can identify via dental records

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    • dickalan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      It’s a play on put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye as in it’s not going to help you no matter what

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      • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Do you not know of Captain Sulemburger

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Brace position.

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• WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  You need to pass yoga test to afford this seat

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• lectricleopard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Maybe they could replace that with a noose that comes down next to the oxygen. Then, if you get claustrophobic, you get off the plane any time you want.

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  • MotoAsh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    That would require assisted suicide to be legal.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  The ‘ol Marylin Manson

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• Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Well strapped to a sightly ergonomic plank upright is pretty safe, even better if you face away from the direction of the crash.

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