I mean, shit in a bag does feel like play-doh sometimes.
Source: have a dog
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Xanthrax@lemmy.world 10 months ago
One time, I was on the phone with my ex, and they narrated writing on the side of the toilet bowl with their own poo. It was incredibly vivid, and I was legitimately disgusted. He added emphasis and storytelling. I sat there and protested, completely unaware his mom did colonoscopies, and he was unfazed by the mention of poop.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 months ago
Warm play-doh unfortunately
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Unless you grab the wrong loaf… chilly surprise!
blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
This makes it sooo mich worse, somehow. 😳
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It depends on the shit. It comes in a wide variety of consistencies, even on the same day.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Analogies are cursed. They can paint so vivid a picture you wish you were illiterate.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“All those moments will be lost in time, like poo on the side of a toilet.”