Comment on Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers

Default_Defect@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• neidu2@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you use arch you have to start knitting

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  • DarkMetatron@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And with Gentoo you have to spin your own yarn before the knitting 😁

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    • bluewing@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And with LFS, you need to breed, raise the sheep and then shear them yourself before you get to spin and knit the socks…

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    • Jesus_666@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But you can tune the specifications of the yarn to theoretically make the socks 2% more comfy. In practice your tuning efforts will make the socks less comfortable and tear more easily.

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• ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You unlock them once you enter your 10,000th terminal command.

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  • onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I just checked my history, 21110. And there was more that got cut off before I increased the history length. Are they supposed to come each Christmas or something because I don’t have them yet.

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    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just read the Arch wiki. It’s clearly explained there. Fuckin’ noob. Thread locked.

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  • Saleh@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Does repeating commands count or do they have to be entered manually?

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    • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s rather a r9k kind of deal

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  • Default_Defect@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Better get to work then, its gonna be a cold winter.

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• Shard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You need to be a naughty slut that deserves a spanking for that to appear.

  You get a choice of free maid/nurse/lab assistant outfit as well.

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  • phlegmy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yep, as written in the manuscript:
    “Stallman’s Sluts and Torvalds’ Thots,
    shall all receive some thigh-high socks.”

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    • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This should be on a metal plate somewhere

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• wholookshere@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You have to find the shop and pay some gold, but when you equip them you get +2 programming and can be combined with BLÅHAJ for +2 gender euphoria.

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