3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.
LMFAO the way this is so ol’ timey worded is killing me
Comment on Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
GILFs*, to clarify. Benny was talking about post-menopausal women.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I said I like a woman who takes care of her toes, I don’t need a treatise!
zout@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
Makes sense, GILFS are wild in bed because every time may be the last...
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Holy shit #5. “And now my love, it is time for you to don the coital basket”
taiyang@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m more going to remember “in the dark, all cats are grey” lol
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago That oldussy just as good bois
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
People might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
I’m honestly not sure how to take this, considering he died of syphilis
remon@ani.social 3 weeks ago
GILFs*, to clarify. Benny was talking about post-menopausal women
Damn, US Presidents have gone full circle …
JayneCobbHat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He wasn’t a president though
trebach@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The founding fathers didn’t trust him to write any important documents because they were afraid he’d put jokes in there.
raman_klogius@ani.social 3 weeks ago
Not only the milf type but also the ass type!
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Phenomenal read. Number 5 is the best