Comment on Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Phenomenal read. Number 5 is the best

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• jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.

  LMFAO the way this is so ol’ timey worded is killing me

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• unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I said I like a woman who takes care of her toes, I don’t need a treatise!

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• zout@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Makes sense, GILFS are wild in bed because every time may be the last...

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• wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Holy shit #5. “And now my love, it is time for you to don the coital basket”

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  • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m more going to remember “in the dark, all cats are grey” lol

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  • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That oldussy just as good bois

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  People might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

  I’m honestly not sure how to take this, considering he died of syphilis

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• remon@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  GILFs*, to clarify. Benny was talking about post-menopausal women

  Damn, US Presidents have gone full circle …

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  • JayneCobbHat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He wasn’t a president though

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    • trebach@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The founding fathers didn’t trust him to write any important documents because they were afraid he’d put jokes in there.

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• raman_klogius@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Not only the milf type but also the ass type!

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