If it’s alive and plucked, it’s just regular sex.
— Plato
Comment on On a scale of 1-10 how perverted would you rate your own sexuality?
kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 day agoEven then it could have a wide range of pervertedness:
Is the chicken alive?
With or without feathers?
Raw or cooked?
leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 1 day ago
thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Here is Plato’s cloaca
- Diogenes
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
alive, without feathers, cooked.
thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Costco oven roasted and being stepped on for OF. The more donations, the faster the model attempts to debone the bird using only their feet. At the end of each month, the top four contributors receive a jar of chicken tortilla soup made from the fermented pedi-shreddy chicken.
baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 1 day ago
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TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Do I need to roll out and perform a wellness check on you?
thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 day ago
You’re just trying to steal my pedi-shreddy!