You can. It would just be the old school version also called theft.
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TommySoda@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I wish I could pirate food.
Kalysta@lemm.ee 2 months ago
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I mean, they give you a speedy cart with wheels and everything…
TommySoda@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not anymore. They recently added those locks that lock up the wheels when they get too far away from the store. And they also threw out all the shopping baskets.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 months ago
they also threw out all the shopping baskets
I hate stores with a passion that do this. If I’m getting a basket amount of stuff why must I either juggle everything in my hands or shove a cart with broken wheels around?
TommySoda@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I live in a pretty conservative area. I think they were stealing them because they refuse to buy reusable bags since plastic bags were banned.
drangus@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Try farming
TommySoda@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I live on the top floor of an apartment with no balcony. I wish I could pirate a house.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I mean… you probably could if you became an actual pirate.
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Replace your floor with garden plots.
technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Or maybe just go up to the roof? They said top floor.
Lennnny@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Foraging and stealing :)