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I did this a few days ago in accident only to basically pass the person in front of me and then sit in heavy traffic for the next 5 minutes.

I could feel their eyes burning into the back of my head, with them thinking “way to go, asshole, you saved yourself exactly 2 seconds by going around me.”

Cars need an “I’m sorry” emote somehow.

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TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
get out and do fortnite dances

an apology twerk is also appreciated

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- Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Flosses in disgrace
  
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  - TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    that’s the spirit
    
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JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
You do the thank you wave! 👋 I always wiggle my fingers to sort of make it clear I’m waving instead of throwing my hands up in frustration.

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NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
I’ve been wanting to make a hotspot connected LED matrix in my back window that I can send messages to from my phone for ages now. Imagine Google Assistant integration so I could just say like “hey google, apologize to the car behind me” lol.

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- humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  I have CarPlay. It just keeps telling the car behind me that “I found this on the web”.
  
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- humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Just get a “how’s my driving? Call xxx-xxx-xxxx” bumper sticker.
  
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  - LiveLM@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    “New voicemail”
    click
    A very angry man proceeds to tell you about the many different ways he had sexual intercourse with your mother in a tone of voice so loud you can almost feel the spit particles coming through the ear piece
    
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- jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  “hey Google, show a message on my back window saying ‘Sorry I didn’t know this lane was a merge lane and went around you like a jackass, I swear I didn’t know!! I’m actually a nice person’”
  
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