daily Laffy Taffy- answers!

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• Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Push it down a mountain? How tf are you supposed to get that?

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  • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    it was on the wrapper!

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• lemmyman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why was the library (OR dictionary) in the sky?

  So you can look UP words in it!

  (Actual Laffy taffy joke i got many years ago)

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• Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What’s a ship that never sinks? Friendship!

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  • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    …

    my friends said they didn’t want to talk to me anymore after 3 years of friendship.

    the reason why?

    they were mad at me for bringing one of my excellent novels, Naruto, to our lunch. I spent all of it engrossed in my book instead of talking to them, whom I see almost every. single. DAY. ok, fine, Naruto is like a teen book, but whatever! its awesome!!!

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    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You’re better off without them, real friends wouldn’t cut off a relationship just because of different tastes in literature.

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    • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ok real shit though Naruto is awesome. NTA

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• prettybunnys@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What’s the difference between jelly and jam?

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  • Best_Jeanist@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Jelly goes wibble wobble, while jam goes on toast.

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  • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    no idea

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  • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Geographic location.

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• damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How much taffy did you eat??

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  • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    two

    there’s two on each wrapper

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