First dates

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• Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Listen, lads. If she is willing to show you her spider mouth on the first date, she isn’t the woman you wanna bring home to mom. That’s how you get an eggsac in your chest. Then Bam! You’re a single father of millions.

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  • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If she is willing to show you her spider mouth on the first date, she isn’t the woman you wanna bring home to mom.

    Speak for yourself. If she is willing to show me her spider mouth on the first date, that just means she has good taste.

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    • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      ^this guy eggsacs.

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  They say the average person swallows 3 spiders a year.

  I think we’re safe. I think WE don’t swallow any spiders, but she’s swallowed millions. So it skews the curve.

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• tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  spiders georgina

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• AMoralNihilist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Rare malazan reference in the wild

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  • grranibal@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Glad to have just finished that book

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  • TrackShovel@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m a big fan.

    I didn’t finish the series but got to the end of book 8.

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Happy Black Valentine day.

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• Firoaren@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Hey, I think I saw that magnus archives epsiode

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