If you think sneezing is rough, just imagine if you had anal hiccups..

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• DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I once met a girl who could relax her asshole, suck in air and fart on command. It was her party trick. I was impressed.

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  • brb@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I used to do that as a kid until I shat my pants accidentally

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    • DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why’d you stop?

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• NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe it’s time to start taking baths instead of showers.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I imagine that it’s the same as having gas and farting non-stop.

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  • JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That is in fact what it was like for me when I started using a lot of garlic powder in my cooking. For some reason I could take it fresh or baked, but not dessicated / powdered. OTOH, being a fan of Blazing Saddles…

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• DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Anal sneezing would be worse than anal hiccups.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sir, this is a Wendy’s, not a Taco Bell… 😂

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• Zahille7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Damn, you got me there

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• YICHM@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Searched for ‘anal’ and ‘hiccough’. Digital insertion came up.

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  is that called sharting?

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