Since Peanuts are legumes that are nut-like, it would be more accurate if they were named Nutpeas.

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• thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You’re a legume, Charlie Brown.

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  • Metostopholes@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Brown Charlie?

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• rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If Peanuts are nutpeas, tell me wtf cashews are: de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cashewbaum#/media/Datei:Cas…

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  • Chainweasel@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    CashApple

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  • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They are a “drupe seed”

    www.healthline.com/nutrition/are-cashews-nuts#bot…

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  • XeroxCool@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They’re not apples. Clearly they’re bananas. For ants.

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      bantanas

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  • madame_gaymes@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sheep made of cold, hard cash

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  • naticus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fine, I’m calling it an apple not because of the homemade, but only because you said not to then.

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s strange how many people are eager to discover the “true name” of things. IDK if that’s the influence of Rumpelstiltskin, D&D, or just vestigial old-European superstition.

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  • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How else are you going to send it to hell where it belongs

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• sissi@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thankfully, they’re not

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