Comment on Alpha males
Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 2 months agoI have a signed document pledging the right testicle of a highschool friend that I technically own and collect upon his death. I don’t know how many testicles I have.
I didn’t make that up for a hypothetical. This is how I live.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
you and me should be friends. what’s a life without an ambiguous number of body parts?
Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Let’s do it, but only if this online friendship doesn’t lead to a chance meetcute where my friend dies the will is contested, and you happen to be the best damn testicle lawyer this side of the Mississippi River.
I’ve already given up on love and nothing will thaw this icy heart. Not even the best damn lawyer this side of the Mississippi River.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh, my brother is the best damn testicle lawyer this side of the Mississipp. I’m just a collector.
Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Blood related, adopted, or is it more of a spiritual relationship? (For sex reasons)