Comment on Alpha males
Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 1 month agoI have a signed document pledging the right testicle of a highschool friend that I technically own and collect upon his death. I don’t know how many testicles I have.
I didn’t make that up for a hypothetical. This is how I live.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
you and me should be friends. what’s a life without an ambiguous number of body parts?
Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Let’s do it, but only if this online friendship doesn’t lead to a chance meetcute where my friend dies the will is contested, and you happen to be the best damn testicle lawyer this side of the Mississippi River.
I’ve already given up on love and nothing will thaw this icy heart. Not even the best damn lawyer this side of the Mississippi River.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh, my brother is the best damn testicle lawyer this side of the Mississipp. I’m just a collector.
Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Blood related, adopted, or is it more of a spiritual relationship? (For sex reasons)