ladies get urself a mothman

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• SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m right here folks.

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• JoeTheSane@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m not saying I do the same thing, but there are rarely any bats around me.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    are you sure you want to openly admit that hashtag mothtoo

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• BlueLineBae@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just a little meat spin for self defense.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I need like 3 times the daily recommended limit of caffiene to make it vibrate tho.

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• dynamoMaus@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  …or men, or other people, well to be frank: dicklovers get urself a mothman

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• MiltownClowns@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  mixing Viagra and Cialis to hide from batman

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  • Anivia@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sadly mixing those did not turn my dick into a vibrator

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• Flyberius@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There’s a lot of vaginal pulsing in books 5 and 6 of Dune. Frank got really horny towards the end.

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  • addie@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I prefer to pretend that Dune and Dune Messiah are the only books in the series, and in particular that his son never wrote anything. Makes for a much more satisfying tale.

    Also works for ‘underground worm film’ Tremors. Done perfectly after the first one, no sequels.

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    • Flyberius@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I love all the Frank books. God emperor is probably my favourite purely for all of Leto’s navel-gazing, which can be quite funny. He and Moneo’s relationship reminds me of Zapp Braremovedn and Kiff from Futurama.

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• Archangel1313@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well, that got weird.

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