It's supposed to be my retirement

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• minorkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  More likely to be chained than roped, amiirite?

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• Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I would teach rich bastards the errors of their ways just for the love of the game.

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• BucketBong@p.hobo.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I wanna be a poltergeist, that looks like a pretty fun ghost job, just getting assigned to someone just to fuck with them and throw their shit around.

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Moaning despondently under a sheet for what feels like an eternity? I don’t want to become a teen again. Anything but that.

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’d gladly fuck with people. I can float around and moan already and it gets old fast.

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