It's supposed to be my retirement

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• Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Memes cool but why history memes?

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• timeghost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Easy, just don’t finish any business at all. There are loads of ADD ghosts just haunting around.

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• cattywampus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Btw you can float around and moan even now if you really want.

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I keep throwing myself at the ground, but I am consistently failing to miss…..

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    • cattywampus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You need to start from a higher location. /S sorry this is a bad joke

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• minorkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  More likely to be chained than roped, amiirite?

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• Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I would teach rich bastards the errors of their ways just for the love of the game.

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  • CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So self-torment?

    I mean I don’t think they’ll learn anything, if real humans dying doesn’t do it so long as line go up, so why bother?

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• BucketBong@p.hobo.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I wanna be a poltergeist, that looks like a pretty fun ghost job, just getting assigned to someone just to fuck with them and throw their shit around.

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  • vrek@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t throw their shit around, just move it slightly. They are watching tv, reach for cup of tea… Its now 3 inches to the left. They go take a shower, shampoo is now at front of shower instead of back. Heading to work, their car seat is all the way forward and the back is angled forward. Randomly switch the direction of rotation of their bedroom ceiling fan.

    No one will believe them. They will know something is going on. They tell friends and family but are told they are imagining it. They keep insisting it’s real.

    Do something too big and it ruins the psychological warfare. No one can deny their car was flipped over and thrown into the car next to. No one can deny the TV was ripped off the wall and smashed into the family dog. But if their spice cabinet just was re-arranged three times a week…

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    • BucketBong@p.hobo.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Are you my poltergeist?

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Moaning despondently under a sheet for what feels like an eternity? I don’t want to become a teen again. Anything but that.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I was gonna say, I already float around and moan, let’s change it up a bit

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’d gladly fuck with people. I can float around and moan already and it gets old fast.

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