Yes, honey, I applied my butt cream

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• dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Usage instructions: “Apply to buttocks, but do not apply to buttocks?”

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• SerotoninSwells@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  … enhances the tightening of the butterfly and the meat

  Excuse me, what?

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m genuinely surprised the ingredients don’t include snake oil.

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  • nxdefiant@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I agree, there’s no way you’re getting real butterfly tightness enhancement without genuine snake oil.

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• devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So…if i used that cream for my balls it will smooth the wrinkles right ? right ??

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• ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  reads the label

  Huh. Says here you shouldn’t have

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• ConditionOverload@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Missed a beautiful chance to name it, “Buttocream”.

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• OsaErisXero@kbin.run ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fun fact, they make the same thing in a slightly different formulation for boobs too.

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• Sibbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  create a beautiful.

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• Starkstruck@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Judging by the translation errors, I can only assume this cream will burn off my skin like acid.

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