Some Ancient Astronaut Theorists say YES

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  sadly one has dementia and the other has a 100 word vocabulary

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• Dieinahole@kbin.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well fuck it, I'm voting for taylor swift

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  • Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ok genuine question, is she eligible? She’s 34 right now, and you have to be 35 to be president. She’ll be 34 still at the election in November, but will turn 35 before next year’s inauguration date.

    What specifically is the required cut-off, constitutionally speaking?

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    • femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I believe you only need only be 35 by inauguration day (i am not a lawyer, but I did talk to my dad about this and he is so like choose how big a grain of salt you wanna take this with)

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    • voracitude@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Huh, people still give a shit what the Constitution says? News to me.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Compadres, I say we just elect whoever finds the Jade Monkey by the next full moon.

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  • the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sir, we found the Jade Monkey, it was in the glove compartment.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And the road maps? And signal flares?

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not true. Congress has older people in it!

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• TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mid shitpost

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  • TokenBoomer@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I know. I’m sorry.

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    • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      At least you’re in the right place

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