He is my evening nightstand duck, we get each other

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• prex@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I really want it to wave its legs around helplessly when your alarm goes off.

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• Dendrologist@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I

  Sadly his battery life is crap though. Doesn’t even last an evening before needing charged again

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  • MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Since you have experience with this gentleman, why do you suppose he has an “x” on his butt? I thought it would be a “tap here to turn on” thing but you can just spank him anywhere and he turns on

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you rub the x vigorously evou, you get to make a wish.

      Whether or not the wish will come true is unknown at this point.

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• Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Aw he looks sad

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• ledtasso@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this the one that has a little butthole drawn on the back lol

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  • MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yep! And since you can tap him anywhere to turn on I’m starting to think the X is truly meant to be a butthole (not an on button like I initially assumed)

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    • grue@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m amused at the notion that you initially thought he required an anal fingering in order to turn him on.

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  • Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yup lol

    lemmy.world/comment/7691490

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• Norgur@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A duck walked up to my sleeping room stand and he asked the zombie next to the stand quak quak quak
  "Hey, got any... sleep?"
  Zombie in bed said that he did not but finally getting any would be really hot, so mind dimming your light?
  The duck said "I might"
  Then he collapsed on spot

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• HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  me too duck, me too.

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  • MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My exact words to him when I finally laid down in bed and met his horizontal gaze

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• starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  i hope it quacks when you smash it

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  • MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If he weren’t the equivalent of a nightlight, which should arguably be quack free, I’d definitely agree

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• sebinspace@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  For those interested…

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  oddly poignant

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  • MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes!!

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But he’s lying down though

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