I code with fear

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• CodexArcanum@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this that “waterfall method” I’ve heard so much about?

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  • Artyom@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Seems about as helpful as all the other methods Atlassian writes blogposts about.

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    • Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I have some of experience with the CHAOS (Constantly Having Awful Outcomes and Stress) method. Maybe I should start a blog about it.

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• DaemonSlayer@literature.cafe ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is actually possible in Neovim!

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  • Deebster@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We’re soon going to have to update the old emacs jokes to reference Neovim.

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    • SkyeHarith@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Then, we’d have to shift the jokes to which editors can run in emacs.

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• coloredgrayscale@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  With physics, but paused while coding. It only comes crashing down when the code gets executed.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Memory literally leaks out of the computer.

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• LinearArray@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Horseeeee

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• stepanzak@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I read the username as Fear the Python: the game and was actually excited about a horror game about python.

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• arymandias@feddit.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It looks like your code could use some BlueChew™️

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  • arymandias@feddit.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    To erectile this function

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cant get it up? It happens to us all, there’s nothing to be ashamed of

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• dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This what I see when I stare at the scripts in starter packages

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• Dasnap@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Unity Message | 💀

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• SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Salvador Dali would like a word

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• gaterush@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When your function literally returns the void

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• 4am@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The angle of the dangle

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