arymandias

@arymandias@feddit.de

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To all you outside of the US...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What is the over under on the return of Hilldog?

  I find it almost impossible to believe they will continue running Biden, but then again I did not expect them to let him run again from the start.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EU Council has withdrawn the vote on Chat Control⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They are just edging this law till nobody pays attention. Democracy at work!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Theoretical Physics⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I once had a lecture from him and he is a great orator. Sadly turned out he did some #metoo shit with female students.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brow raising article⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, let’s not resort to racial slurs.

  (Btw love the picture they chose in the article.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brow raising article⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I know there are a lot of upper-class Tories with a stick up their ars that voted Brexit, but if I think of a Brexit voter this is what I see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Duolingo is wild⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Make a cookie clicker that makes you feel like you’re learning a language, mix in some strange sentences for free meme advertising, add a weirdly violent owl. Boom infinite money unlocked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Socialism, anti-fascism and anti-abortion on Prevent list of terrorism warning signs⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  First they came for the windrush generation and I did nothing because I was not of the windrush generation.

  Then they came for the Polish and I did nothing for I was not Polish.

  Then they came for the trans women and I did nothing because I was not a trans women.

  Yada yada yada…

  British politics having a normal one again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I code with fear⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To erectile this function

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I code with fear⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It looks like your code could use some BlueChew™️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real!⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Geen schijt praten maat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Average French launguage learner⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tu est mon repas ce soir ;)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microchips⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Gates is just as evil as Musk, he is just better at it. Gates played a pivotal role in making sure the vaccine’s stayed under patent. Even when when American farma didn’t have the capacity to produce enough, and Indian factories had over capacity. The irony is that he did this using his position in the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation, that tells you all you need to know about billionaire charity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With no access to crypto, disgraced FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried is now trading fish to pay for services in prison⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  With SBF ‘no fish’ is a very likely outcome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With no access to crypto, disgraced FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried is now trading fish to pay for services in prison⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Here is the deal. If you give me two fish now I’ll give you four fish in a month, trust me there is no catch just fish.

  On an unrelated note do you perchance know other wise investors like yourself that want to multiply there fish portfolio?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ironically I posted this meme to c/196 10 hours before it was reposted here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All Those 23andMe Spit Tests Were Part of a Bigger Plan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The CEO just really like the taste (and especially the structure) of spit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whitmore knew.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  When Disney switched from 2D to 3D they ironically lost a dimension of depth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ditching MyQ for OpenGarage - Open Source Garage Door Control⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  No idea what this is about but upvoted for the cats

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, you’re not supposed to shove your cock in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post-Brexit UK water quality standards set to be much lower than EU standards⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s get rid of EU red-tape so we can strip out the copper wiring sell the last bid of value to the highest bidder and buy a vila in southern France to happily live of the proceeds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In quest to defeat Euro red-tape, Apple said it had three Safari browsers – not one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  In quest to defeat Euro red-tape, local construction company had to stop using Asbestos

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I prefer it broyled⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  If misspelling words is a meme now, I have some hilarious memes to share from when I was 9 (They are all in Dutch tho)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft’s big Windows 11 update drops on September 26 with Copilot AI baked in⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I see you are trying to open the terminal, would you like me to:

  A: break your knees

  B: kill your entire family

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People share misinformation because of social media’s incentives — but those can be changed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Social media platforms chose algorithms because of market incentives, but those can be changed.