Lights bulbs

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• OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  git add cry

  git commit -m “nobody but me will read this anyway”

  git push

  git end-of-line :-|

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  • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Commit rejected. Rejection message: no crying at work.

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    • Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fucking pre-commit hooks

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  • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve literally written expressions of existential horror in commit messages. No one reads past the preview, so just make sure the first couple lines are on topic

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• deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nobody will pay for a burned out light bulb.

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Testing and confirming the burn out of light bulbs is easier!

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• ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I didn’t stop working when I burned out … I just became a school bus driver. Nothing like a 90% pay cut to spice up your life, but at least now I can’t be replaced by AI. sob

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  • jadero@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey, me too! Although I took a transition job in between as public works foreman for a small village. (Single person doing everything from water treatment to sewer cleanouts, snow clearing to cutting grass.)

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• MechanicalJester@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oof ouch owie

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