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• devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Who the hell that put IOT service in toothbrush ?
  I can’t believe someone out there already put IOT services in home appliances even if that’s not necessary to put in first place, what’s next ?? IOT Condoms ? IOT Fleshlight ? GOD DAMNIT HUMAN…

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  • noodlejetski@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    buttplug.io

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    • femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Implemented in rust
      

      Of course it fucking is

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    • devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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    • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      no way

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    • topinambour_rex@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There was a chastity cage connected to. They face a class action.

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  • retrieval4558@mander.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Listen an IoT Fleshlight has a lot of possibilities

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    • SomethingBurger@jlai.lu ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Already exists.

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  • SeeJayEmm@lemmy.procrastinati.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My toothbrush is Bluetooth connected. It’s used to configure the brush modes and track brushing habits. I didn’t buy it for this and uninstalled the app after a week. Thankfully it’s not Wi-Fi connected.

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    • CameronDev@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If its the same one my neighbour has, your neighbours cam also track your brushing habits. My homeassistant instance automatically picked up my neighbours oral-b toothbrush :o

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  • JustEnoughDucks@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They have IoT fleshlights and dildos. They are marketed towards remote couples and remote sex workers though (audience interaction I think)

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    • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The field is called Teledildonics !

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  • dingdongmetacarples@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You should probably read the article

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  • LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    IoT dryer and washer are BAE. You just need common sense.

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• femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imagine needing electronics to brush your fucking teeth

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  • kn33@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you talking about electric toothbrushes in general? Because I’m pretty sure they’re regarded as more effective than manual toothbrushes

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    • Alk@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah and some of the best toothbrushes as reported by every single dentist I’ve had over the last 10 years all have Bluetooth in them, or have a model with Bluetooth. They’re not good because they have Bluetooth, they’re good because they’re good, and adding Bluetooth to an already expensive toothbrush is negligible to the price so they all do it.

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• bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Me: i want cyberpunk
  Mom: we have cyberpunk at home
  cyberpunk at home

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• taanegl@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They were however used in the weirdest recreation of a medieval battle made in modern time. Let’s watch.

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  Oh the humanity.

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• FlavoredButtHair@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ah yes the good ole vibrator.

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