Can I get some Bachelor Chow already?

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• The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • darganon@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wanting bachelor chow is basically how I ended up eating Soylent every day.

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    • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “eating”

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    • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How did that work out for you?

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    • NaoPb@eviltoast.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is there a food service called Soylent these days? All I could think of is Soylent Green but that is an “unknown” substance from a movie.

      I wouldn’t mind eating that though.

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  • NaoPb@eviltoast.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nice. Just what I need.

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• Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just replace the treats with alcohol.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …or a couple heroins.

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    • Twattymctwatterson@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Have a heroin for breakfast, a heroin for lunch, and a sensible din… … …wait what was I say… … …oh heroin for lunch, hey do you have a cigarette? Wait I have two in the ashtray? Anyway, a sensible dinner it’s healthy.

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• kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just like me fr fr

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• cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Definitely relatable, but is anyone else bothered by the extra steps they took? I really want to know because if it’s just me then it gives me insight into myself.

  They printed out the blurb, cut it into strips, and individually affixed each strip to the card, instead of just creating a document that has the “MY PERSONALITY” and lines and blurb all included and printing it all together.

  If they wanted to not waste the cards, they still have the option of writing on them, as was originally intended.

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  • deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They didnt cut strips, its from a label maker. It was one long continuous narrow strip at first.

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    • UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Except the last line… Probably a character limit on the label maker.

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    • cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah ok, not as bad as I thought then.

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• betahack@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  …but does it have flavor?

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not for another thousand years or so.

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