The usual way and I’m sure you have your reasons.
How can I slash Dr. Phil's tires, and why?
Submitted 9 months ago by sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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meyotch@slrpnk.net 9 months ago
Teon@kbin.social 9 months ago
Phil McGraw is an opportunistic loser. Don't waste your time on this freak. All he does is yell at people on tv, hawk face cream and push his podcast.
I would rather scrub my toilet than think about him. Scrub, scrub, scrub and... FLUSH!!!LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 9 months ago
seriously though, the world is full of all kinds of infuriatiin that make us take out our anger on household chores.
😈 Dr Phil exists = your toilets are exceptionally clean ✨
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The why is easy, he’s got a laundry list of sins against his fellow humans. The how is to start jogging in nondescript clothing in his area. Learn his license plate and hang out in a grocery store parking lot nearby for a week
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 months ago
With a knife and because he deserves it.
chooglers@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
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tjsauce@lemmy.world 9 months ago
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TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Pay a data broker for Dr. Phil’s home address, travel to said location, wait until the witching hour (~2am-4am), whip out a knife, stabby stabby, go home. Because he deserves it
mipadaitu@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Stabbing tires is so lame.
Remove the core from the valve stem. Way safer and accomplished the same task.
If it’s a nice enough car with fancy wheels, they’ll get ruined by sitting on the rims with a completely flat tire.
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
Keep in mind slashing tires full of compressed air can be very dangerous
aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Use a key launcher to slash them from a distance
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That is true…but it’s not nearly as fun to do it safely
milkytoast@kbin.social 9 months ago
air them out first