I would have disowned him too.

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• theotherone@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He graduated to Dad.

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• DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh no, disowned isn’t nearly far enough. Dad should have responded, “My hands are named crows because they are part of a murder.”

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can’t stand an Opal.

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• kibiz0r@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “You may sit at the family table, but we do not grant you the rank of family member.”

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• DarkMessiah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Does he have a child anywhere he might be unaware of? Because that was a dad joke and a half, right there.

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• jaschen@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I would have been happy knowing that my son is already turning into a father.

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  • gnate@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “You either die a son, or live long enough to become the father.”

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• Blackout@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  His first clue they didn't live him was the fact his name's Taylor. It's a job title not a name.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tailor is a job title. Taylor is a job title for someone not very good at tailoring.

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    • Blackout@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or a tailor that never learned to spell. Im actually jealous. My name is Brock Shitshoveler and I bet you can guess what I do for a living.

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    • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Taylor is ye olde spelling.

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    • gnate@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I blame the sign painter.

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• halvar@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ó hogy a ménkű csapjon beléd te utolsó anyaszomorító te

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• doingthestuff@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tl;Dr op’s folks know what’s up

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  • Nikki@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    did you just tldr a tweet?

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    • unreachable@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      a tweet#xhit

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• assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Son, your mother may have brought you into this world, but I can take you out of it.”

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