Why is Mr Clean on this picture?
Magic Eraser removes even the toughest of fetishes
Submitted 2 weeks ago by 
cannedtuna@lemmy.world@lemmy.world to animemes@ani.social
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SmoothOperator@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
- cannedtuna@lemmy.world@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
To clean up y’all’s degeneracy
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago No thats Mr Fist
RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I think people severely underestimate the freak of the average healthcare worker.
yakko@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago It may be an uncouth boast, but in the interest of medical science I feel compelled to share. I sent this to my wife and she said “there have been times where it feels like you’re poking my brain”.
I may be a freak, but I’m no freak of nature. I share only to assure anyone lacking confidence that it really is a matter of “how you use it”.
dreamkeeper@literature.cafe 2 weeks ago
Position makes a big difference. But I’ve never met anyone who likes having their cervix pounded. It’s a male fantasy IME.
- yakko@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
I think that’s obvious just by how simplistic it is lmao
makeshift0546@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
It’s both.
- yakko@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
You calling me a freak of nature? How dare
arin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
these physicians knows how to get followers
billwashere@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What’s below not enough?
RustyLog@fedinsfw.app 2 weeks ago The clitoris. Guess your friend hasn’t found that yet.
monkdervierte@lemmy.zip@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
[meme]
Blupp blah this is crazy.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
meanwhile, I’ve seen people take ungodly massive bad dragons. those doctors are wrong
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 2 weeks ago
Yeah, almost embarrassing to admit but it’s made to be seen so why not and i also saw some gut rearranging dildos being showed so far in that you’d think it’s hitting the stomach but it might be softer than it seems so it might only be half size when squished inside.
Aqivex@fedinsfw.app 2 weeks ago
Silicone tentacles dildos longer than a man’s arm bend and squish within. They do not rearrange guts, they enter guts and conform inside them, sillies. That’s how the uwu bulging occurs.
The universal end we all have is easier to jam up seeds way up there. But the other orifice that not everyone has is possible too, if trickier. But stuff up past the vagina can accommodate a monster cock dildo with some difficulty pretty deep if the owner is so inclined. It is capable of rearranging itself to birth something about as big as the Hot Lobo XXXL anyways.
A hypothetical real monster PP with the same dimensions would work slightly differently in that it would both be somewhat more able to maintain baseline rigidity, and would also probably break PP long before it broke through a diaphragm.
Doctors are being silly and their hypothetical is not based on PP physics.
Maybe an object of the pictured size with far more stabbing power than horse futa cock would actually have, like a metal pole or something I dunno.
Yes you can fit those pretty far up too, coincidentally but those wouldn’t break before they break you.
Also, use a flared base for deep insertions y’all.
TessaRekt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
As others said, they squish a lot. They almost always use the softest material of bad dragon (they have a bunch of firmness levels). When it goes in the back hole it’s bendy enough to make it around corners. In the front hole often times it just squishes down or sometimes even folds over on itself while inside.